Hello everybody! It's about time for me to rant
a little, or tell you some random thing I noticed
lately, or a stupid story with no real importance.
That's right; it's time for some "Pointless Points"!
So the other day I was driving in
my car with my radio off and my cell phone on silent. I don't know why I had
the radio off, that makes me seem weird, but I know for sure that the car was completely silent. Well, all of a sudden I heard a
"Beep". Like a technological computer machine like "Beep" inside my car.
Now, my car is old and crappy so I don't have anything technology-like
that beeps and my phone was on silent, like I said. I'm also sure it was inside
the car and not outside like a car honking or something. Well, my first thought
when I heard that "Beep" was that there was a killer in the backseat
and he forgot to turn his cell phone on silent and maybe he's popular and he
just got a text message. I turned and looked in the back seat real fast and surprisingly enough, there was no killer? Moral of the
story: I didn't die. But I almost peed myself while driving.
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| It was ALMOST this brutal. |
So, the other day I was sitting in
the recliner
me his ball to
throw for him. He's a fetch addict,
but that's a
different story.
Well, I kept my
eyes on the screen and threw his
ball towards
the hallway for
him to chase. Well,
apparently God was in need
of a laugh that day because
the ball hit the
wall and bounced back and hit me
in the face.
I felt extreeeemely
cool.
So, remember on my last "Pointless Points" post
seen here I talked about hanging out with
my friend's kid? Well, I'm really awkward and bad
with kids so I've been trying to
talk to them more. Usually, our conversations sound
a lot like Zach Galifianakis's interviews
with kids. Well after me and Lanee's "poop" conversation
from last week, we ended up talking about more
mature things this week. At one point I asked her,
"What is your dream job?"
Her answer was, "A rat's job, eating cheese".
She didn't even pause! It was like
she's always knows what her dream job was. We
later ended up talking about
ferrets, farts, how ferrets smell like farts,
and many other scholarly topics.
The other day, I needed some razor cartridges but
I didn't want to go to Walmart so I thought I could just
run to Walgreen's and get some but then I'd be paying
"drugstore pricing" which is like double the price at Walmart.
So, to save money I drove the extra few miles to Walmart.
I made a pact with myself to go in and just buy the
one cheap thing I needed.
I came home with a Swiffer WetJet and wine.
Nailed it.
I'm addicted to playing 'Family Feud' on my phone.
I'm not even going to tell you how many coins I have.
Well, sometimes I get really upset when my awesome answers
aren't on the board. Like, what 100 people did you survey?
Obviously 100 people I would
NOT want to be friends with.
Example: One question was something like,
"Name a handsome US president".
I, of course, answered Abraham Lincoln. NOTHING.
Bill Clinton got like 21 points, but nothing for Abe?
(I totally forgot about scumbag-hottie Kennedy).
Example 2: Question was, "Name an artist whose
paintings sell for millions".
I, of course, answered Bob Ross. NOTHING.
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So, the other day at work there was this fat little red head kid probably about 9 or 10. He had a shirt on that was orange and said, "Annoying" on it. Nothing else. Just the word, "annoying". Well, when he came to check out with his grandma he was blocking the way for other customers carrying heavy things and just being totally unaware of his surroundings AKA annoying. Even customers were kind of rolling their eyes at him. I even came to find out that co-workers in the other departments were talking about how annoying he was and how it was funny because of his shirt.
What I'm thinking about is how this kid isn't old enough to buy his own clothes yet, so that means his parents still
buy his clothes. And that means, that his mom hates him so much that she wanted to warn the outside world
of how annoying her son is. Ready for the twist?
That woman and that annoying kid came back the next
3 days in a row. The next day, his shirt said "Mistake".
Just kidding.
P.S. Once again, this post was not meant to offend you if you have an annoying redheaded son or if you were one of the 100 people they questioned for Family Feud. |